The Carnal Council of Sass and Service

The fully professed Board of Directors, or whatever gloriously camp title they've cooked up. These aren't your average paper-pushers in grey suits. They're the head nuns-in-charge, blending serious non-profit grit with sacred sass.

  • Sister Domine’ Trix

    Prioress
    (President)

    Eschew societal strictures & the chains of self-doubt! Life's too short to stay tied up, non-consensually. Find YOUR truth. Embrace it! Make it weird!

  • Sister Krista Furrstreet

    Mistress of Novices
    (Vice President)

    A drag nun with a doctorate, she serves glitter, glamour, and grace. Think Edina Monsoon with a rosary—fabulous, faithful, and just a tad unholy.

  • Sister Belinda Pocket

    Deaconess
    (Treasurer)

    She’s got the purse, the pulse, and the pep. Counting coins with manic glee, she tithes in glitter and budgets in bursts of fabulous energy.

  • Sister Vesper of the Heart

    Sexytary
    (Secretary)

    Performs with passion, writes with purpose. A show-stopping scribe whose every step and sentence is stitched with heart, glitter, and gospel.

  • Sister Sharin Stoned

    Mistress of Media
    High on love and low on shame, she lights up blessings with a wink. Part healer, part hellraiser—always lit, always luminous, never sorry.

  • Sister Beatrice with a Ruler

    Mistress of Protocol & Events
    A fae spirit cloaked in habit and mystery. With ruler in hand and moonlight in her gaze, they conjure sacred order through enchantment and grace.

  • Sister Jewdi Clench

    Co-Mistress of Events
    A nun with a mission and a secret stash of leather. She ministers with mascara, mercy, and the occasional meaningful growl. Bless her heart—and her harness.

Fully Professed Members

Our fabulous front-liners! Rocking the whiteface, serving looks and the community out loud, or sometimes working their magic behind the scenes. Ministry comes in all forms, darling.

  • Sister Dietrich Anne DiMaggio

    Professed with DC House (2017) & once Abbess of Baltimore Mission. Called to serve, they lovingly hold community heartaches, offering steadfast sparkle.

  • Sister Effilia Upendown

    Up and down, but always with consent. She bends liturgy and limbs in service of joy, justice, and just the right amount of ritual play.

  • Sister Faguetta Bouddit

    Serving lewks & community, not just basic party vibes. She tackles LGBTQ+ loneliness, building connections for queers needing options beyond the bar scene.

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    Guard Joto Mayor

    A kitchen crusader and justice defender, they serve sizzling truth with a side of sass. Stirring pots, lifting spirits, and never skipping the seasoning.

  • Sister Margarita “Mari” Brujita

    She lip syncs for salvation and struts for the saints. A cocktail of camp and kink, shaken with grace and served with a twist of divine mischief.

  • Sister Psilly Psybin

    Tripping the light evangelic, she fights for human rights with sacred rage and sparkle. A psychedelic sentinel in platforms and protest pearls.

  • Sister Rose From The Ashes

    Honoring 3 generations of nuns in my family, I carry their legacy of service. As an Inter-Faith Minister & Sister of Perpetual Indulgence, I spread joy & silliness.

Novices

After postulancy, a postulant is received into the novitiate and becomes a novice. Novices are formally recognized as members of the order. A novice decides on a service project for the community or the house and solidifies their commitment to becoming a Fully Professed Member. 

  • Novice Rich B*tch Claire

    Holy vows and haute couture. A reverend draped in designer grace, she prays in Prada and preaches prosperity—blessed be the label.

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    Novice Robin Banks

    Glittering with good intentions, this blinged-out bandit makes it rain (for charity). Serving sparkle, sass, and serious fundraising flair.

  • Novice Sara Problem in Sister Face

    Novice Sara Problem

    Ditched the country for city lights & her LGBTQIA+ fam! Joined the Order to serve fierce looks & kindness. Now slinging joy, glitter & support.

  • Picture of Sonata Problem

    Novice Sonata Problem

    Spins sins into salvation. NYC DJ and eternal Madonna devotee, she blesses the booth with beats, devotion, and just a hint of divine drama.

  • Picture of Novice Spillda T. Rex

    Novice Spillda T. Rex

    Part T. Rex, part pup, all posture and growl. They stomp through the city serving Jurassic joy, leash couture, and dino-sized devotion.

Nuns of the Above

Sisters who have departed us too soon, but who we still hold fondly in our hearts.

  • Sister Ivana Plots

    A radiant soul with a laugh like incense and a heart full of glitter. Forever fae, forever Delishus—she dances between worlds, leaving joy in her wake.

What does it all mean?

Sister/Brother: Our fabulous front-liners! Rocking the whiteface, serving looks and the community out loud, or sometimes working their magic behind the scenes. Ministry comes in all forms, darling.

Guard: Absolute lifesavers! Part bodyguard, part comic relief, part cocktail-wrangler, 100% essential for herding us glittery nuns. But don't get it twisted – they serve their own fierce realness and find their calling just like anyone else.

Novice: After postulancy, a postulant is received into the novitiate and becomes a novice. Novices are formally recognized as members of the order. A novice decides on a service project for the community or the house and solidifies their commitment to becoming a Fully Professed Member. 

Postulant: An aspirant who has requested admission to a community but is not yet formally a member.

Aspirant: A layperson just beginning their journey to becoming a member of the (dis)Order

Nun of the Above: Sisters who have departed us too soon, but who we still hold fondly in our hearts.