Saint Lacey Stoner

Whereas the virtues of service and sacrifice are present within every person, we each are responsible for answering their quiet whispers. Our ears may hear only the clamor of our personal needs, but our hearts heed the struggles of our communities. 

In the fine tradition and wisdom of the New York City (dis)Order of the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, let it be known that on this 20th day of March, Two Thousand and Twenty-Five, Lacy Stoner has been bestowed the title of:  

Saint Lacy Stoner, Viridian Vixen, Mustachioed Made-up Maven, Patron Saint of Pipes, Pens, and Potables 

So it is written, so shall it be.